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It's Time for the NFL to Realign

    The good citizens of these United States struggle mightily with the subject of geography, and for decades, unscientific speculation has just about proven that the NFL is at the root of this deficiency.  U.S. Students Are Terrible at Geography (usnews.com)       No one seems to know for sure when this decline began, but more than a few non-scholars have pinpointed Tampa Bay's placement in the NFC Central as the beginning of this downward slide into geographic ineptitude in the classroom.      "Something must be done!" a hallucinated source exclaimed before adding, "For the children!" The source declined to confirm if they were a mother or father, earthling or ET, but their passion regarding this subject matter was undeniable. They ran away in tears.     Florida is on the southeast coast, but the Buccaneers were put in the Northernmost division... with the cold weather teams —Minnesota, Chicago, Detroit, and Green Bay—Brrr. In 1977, it was called the NFC Centr